This...

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
11/17/2016 at 11:54 • Filed to: None

...is the greatest and most useful device ever devised by mankind.

DISCUSSION (14)

TheHondaBro > ttyymmnn
11/17/2016 at 11:56

For fingering your enemies from far away?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > ttyymmnn
11/17/2016 at 12:00

Remark: That one does not have a roller on the other end, hence has room for improvement if you have to use a bamboo one . It also cannot be stored in a pocket, used as a bottle opener, and as a magnet to retrieve things like this device:

http://www.oreillyauto.com/site/c/detail/PFM0/20193/N0722.oap?ck=Search_N0722_-1_-1&pt=N0722&ppt=C0374

The most legendary thing available at O’Reilly: Performance Tool 20193 - Back Scratcher.

ttyymmnn > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
11/17/2016 at 12:01

Rollers are unnecessary. I believe in the KISS principle. And yes, I could open a bottle with it.

ttyymmnn > TheHondaBro
11/17/2016 at 12:02

That, and for swatting recalcitrant children on the bottom.

extraspecialbitter > ttyymmnn
11/17/2016 at 12:10

Go big

Kinja'd!!!

or go home.

#SkinGraft

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > ttyymmnn
11/17/2016 at 12:12

Counterpoint: turned wooden rollers feel very good and provide versatility while adding only two parts and three-four machine steps. From a design standpoint, there’s non-linear return in utility for a linear increase in complexity, so it’s at least possibly a good idea.